I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
when bae mad at you
the cat’s face…
this never gets old
Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?
Because it was making him Moody.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
perfect usage of that gif
Reblogging just because of the gif.
I let my guard down. For an instant, my real life bled into my fake life, and Doakes caught his first glimpse.